COUPON FOR 1 GALLON OF GAS - Hurry, expires soon!
REID PICKS KERRY FOR SUPERCONGRESS - Yes, John Kerry, who dodged paying taxes on his $7 million yacht, has been appointed by Harry Reid to tackle entitlement and tax reform. Priceless
SECRETARY OF KETCHUP - Pardonnez Moi- avez-vous un Grey Poupon?
ITS CAMPAIGN SEASON - You know its gonna be like this, it always is...
LONG FORM CERTIFICATE - Almost as many layers as a piece of Baklava pastry! OOPSIE